Bits & Pieces
Author Unknown
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect
in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential
Internal Non-Morality," or as it is more commonly known and
primarily expressed, "S-I-N".
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behaviour
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free
of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician,
Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of
the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee
required!
The number to call for repair in all areas is P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or
small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers’ Instruction Before Leaving Earth), for further
details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any Manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit
to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in
the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units NOT responding to this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect
will not be permitted to enter The Maker’s facility,
Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your PROMPT attention!
GOD, The Maker
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important RECALL Notice.
Let it never be said again that
the United States of America is a Christian nation! On the 13th
day of July 2007, the prayer and invocation in the United States
Senate was said by a Hindu "clergyman." The Hindu
religious leader stood in the Senate chamber holding the Vedas
(sacred book) and began to call upon the spirit of the earth,
sea, and sky, exactly as Wiccan priests and priestesses do.
Suddenly, a man cried out to the Lord Jesus and interrupted the
Hindu saying, "God forgive us for this
abomination….." The Christian's prayer was
interrupted as the Sergeant at Arms dragged him out. The Hindu
began a second time to call on the earth spirit when suddenly a
Christian woman cried out rebuking the devil and this abomination
in our U.S. Senate. She also was interrupted and dragged out as
the Sergeant at Arms was so instructed. The Hindu began his
invocation a third time, and another Christian was likewise
dragged out as soon as he began to rebuke the satanic Hindu. We
should be thankful that God had three witnesses cry out against
the abominable invocation of Satan, sponsored by our antichrist
government. When will Americans wake up and realize that their
country is lost? The Hindu cleric was praying in clear language
to the "god of the earth." In 2 Corinthians 4:4, we
read as follows: "In whom the god of this world hath blinded
the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the
glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine
unto them."
America is not the same America of
old. It has been seized upon by occult forces and is inhabited by
people who do not care. On the same day that the Hindu
abomination occurred in the Senate chamber, the 13th day of July
2007, the U.S. State Department Headquarters was attacked by what
the Associated Press called killer wasps. These killer wasps are
two inches long, and thousands of them have chosen to nest in the
State Department building in Washington, D.C. It is being called
a total infestation! Exodus 23:28 reads as follows: "And I
will send hornets before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite,
the Canaanite, and the Hittite , from before thee." The
three nations mentioned in this verse worshipped the gods of
earth, wind, and fire, just as the Hindus do. This wasp
infestation that occurred on the same day at the headquarters of
the powerful State Department is a clear sign from the Almighty
of judgment forthcoming. Where are the Christian ministers who
should be sounding the alarm?
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