They said it…

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses.
He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to
the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.

Golda Meir

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the
older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything
new.

Albert Einstein

I am different from [George] Washington; I have a higher,
grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can
lie, but I won’t.

Mark Twain

When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he
answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’

Robin Williams

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we
know?

Steven Wright

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging
process.... It may not be true, but do I dare take the
chance?

Unknown

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another
direction.

General Douglas MacArthur
(1880-1964)

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two
strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

Seymour Cray
(1925-1996)
father of
supercomputing