Bits & Pieces

Pollster George Gallup is concerned about the maturity of
American Christians. (make that World-wide - Ed) Although some
53% of the general public says religion is "very important" he
found only 13% live the faith they profess. Gallup said, "There
is not a spiritual vacuum in our country, but spiritual chaos."
According to his research, "Americans need instruction badly in
Bible study, prayer techniques, and how to share the gospel.
People are trying to be Christian without the Bible." Gallup is a
Christian who thinks Americans need more spiritual maturity
because they have become consumer- orientated and are practicing
what he calls "a la Carte" religion. He noted, "People want the
fruits of faith, but not the obligations." Spiritually speaking,
we need to grow up!

What sick, reprobate mind decided to copy the TV ads promoting
Australia as a tourist destination for their Church notice board?
Surely it couldn’t be a Christian Minister?

The identity of
this unholy bunch is there for all to see. Using foul language to
promote Christian meetings is reprehensible. That noise you hear
is John Wesley spinning in his grave!

The recent hurricane and gasoline issues helped prove
existence of a new element. A major research institution has
announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
science. The new element has been named "Governmentium". Its
structure is as follows - Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons,
which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles
called peons. Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it
comes into contact. A minute amount of Gv causes one reaction to
take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less
than a second.

Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists
to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred
to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes
Administratium (Am) - an element which radiates just as much
energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many
morons.

Here’s 19,999,999,765 (19 billion, 999 million, 999
thousand, 765 ) good reasons why Creation is right.

Dr Carl E Baugh, PhD, Director of the Creation Evidences
Museum in Glen Rose, Texas, put forth a question concerning
Divine creation of man in a telecast with Kenneth Copeland. He
said the proof is found of a Divine Creator for man by simply
looking at the scientific evidence of information contained
within the universe as in comparison to man.

The Earth alone has 160 exponential (meaning the figure is
multiplied by itself 160 times) bits of information underpinning
its existence. The Solar System has 170 exponential bits of
information and the Universe has 235 exponential bits of
information.

Evolution states in a round about way that a "big bang"
happened in the universe and from that our solar system was
formed. Man was then formed progressively from the elements of
one cell organisms to several other higher forms of life. From
the last of these, the ape, man was finally formed. Although the
Bible clearly states that man was created on the 6th day of
Creation, it is a scientific fact that man could not have come
into existence from evolution’s theory, but God’s
purposeful Creation. That is supported by the 20 billion
(20,000,000,000) exponential bits of information contained in a
single human cell.

Dr Baugh said such a cell couldn’t have come from the
universe when the entire universe only has 235 exponential bits
of information. It’s impossible for anything to create
something that has more information in the end result. Therefore
man must have been created by God on the 6th day just like His
Word says.

A Leading Mosque in London is selling DVD’s that
proclaim the coming mass extermination of Jews around the world
on a "day of judgement." It also attacks Christian groups and the
United Nations.

The London Central Mosque, also known as the Regents Park
Mosque, is the spiritual focal point for Muslims throughout great
Britain. It is also home to the Islamic Cultural Center, which
educates Muslim children.

One excerpt of the DVD shows a preacher, Sheikh Feiz,
imitating the sounds of a pig and referring to the Jewish people
who will be killed on a "day of judgement." Another preacher,
Sheikh Yassin, states that the United Nations missionaries and
Christians conspired to inject an AIDS virus into inoculations
given against diseases in Africa.

Faced with charges of selling the DVDs, the manager of the
shop at the mosque said there were only 10 DVD’s and all
had been sold. He claimed that the supplier asserted the excerpts
were taken out of context. (Yeah - right! Ed)