Tips for use of Omega Times after you have read it

· Light your fire with
it

· Swat flies with it

· Line the bird cage

· Use it as an umbrella
(Only good for one-off use as portable shelter)

· Paper mache with the
kids

· A survival blanket

· Cut holes in it and use
it to spy on someone

· Use it to steady or level
a table

· Draft stop

· A play thing for the dog
or cat.

· Make a sailors hat

· Recycle as an Origami
resource (Japanese art of paper folding)

Alternatively, you could:

· Give it away to family
members to read.

· Take it to work and leave
it in the smoko room.

· Leave it on the seat of
your taxi or bus.

· Late at night sneak over
to the neighbours and place it in the letterbox. Each month
choose a different neighbour or practise on the same one.

· Drop it on the pile of
newspapers at your favourite café.

· Leave it in the doctors
or dentists waiting room.

· Send it to your pen
pal

· Mail it to prisons

· Give it to the local
second hand bookshop.